An FGP X-mas Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE FILM GEEK PRIMER X-MAS PARTY

10. “Uh oh, Elaine Stritch just drank Dub under the table.”

9. “Why is Kermit screaming from that phone speaker?”

8. “Tonight, ye shall be visited by three spirits: Akira Kurosawa, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay.”

7. “Looking for Tremendo? Just follow the trail of Slim Jim wrappers.”

6. “Aw, these fake “Santo: 2007’s Man of the Year” Time magazines are cute. Oh my God, they’re REAL!”

5. “Wait a minute, this ain’t Dom Pérignon; it’s Dom Deluise!”

4. “Who invited George Clooney, and why is he wearing a wrestling mask?”

3. “The Brian Grazer living statue was a nice touch. Oh wait.”

2. “Dub isn’t looking at your boobs. He’s just reading your subtitles.”

And the number one thing overheard at FGP’s X-mas party:

1. “Why, uh, yes of course we could do an episode on all your movies, Mr. Shore.”