Thursday, September 13, 2007

El T's Top Ten II

EL TREMENDO’s Top Ten Successful Pick-Up Lines

10. You're not a dude, right? (West Hollywood only).

9. I agree, Picard is much better than Kirk.

8. Film Geek Primer? Never heard of it.

7. You must be Jamaican, because I really think you're hot.

6. It's not just my name that's close to tremendous!

5. I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven. No, seriously, I'm having a heart attack!

4. Why yes, um, I am Batman.

3. Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

2. Can you break a $50?

And the number one EL TREMENDO Successful Pick-Up Line...

1. Roll over, Paris.