Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Just In Case You Care: El T’s 2007 Movie Lists

Ranked in order of awesomeness...

EL T’S TOP TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2007

1. There Will Be Blood

2. No Country For Old Men

3. Once

4. Zodiac

5. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

6. Sweeney Todd

7. Superbad

8. Gone, Baby, Gone

9. Knocked Up

10. Ratatouille


Honorable Mentions:

Bourne Ultimatum

Mulberry Street

Hot Fuzz

Sunshine

Bug

The Lookout

Angel-A

Stardust

Eastern Promises

30 Days of Night


EL T’S TOP TEN WORST MOVIES OF 2007

1. Transformers

2. Spider Man 3

3. 1408

4. Across the Universe

5. D-War

6. Fred Claus

7. Ghost Rider

8. Rendition

9. Hitman

10. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium


EL T’S TOP TEN MOST DISSAPPOINTING MOVIES OF 2007

1. Halloween

2. Grindhouse

3. 28 Weeks Later

4. Black Snake Moan

5. Charlie Wilson’s War

6. Atonement

7. I Am Legend

8. Beowulf

9. Smokin’ Aces

10. The Mist


EL T’S TOP TEN MOVIES HE SAW IN 2007 THAT WEREN’T RELEASED IN 2007

1. May (2002)

2. Eagle Vs. Shark (2006)

3. Pusher (1996)

4. Volver (2006)

5. The Fallen Idol (1948)

6. The Lives of Others (2006)

7. Fido (2006)

8. Pusher 2: With Blood On My Hands (2004)

9. Memory of a Killer (2003)

10. Brute Force (1947)


EL T’S TOP TEN MOVIES HE REGRETS MISSING BECAUSE HE WAS WASHING HIS MASKS

1. Juno

2. Persepolis

3. Lars and the Real Girl

4. The Darjeeling Limited

5. The TV Set

6. Rescue Dawn

7. Paris, Je t’aime

8. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

9. Michael Clayton

10. I’m Not There


EL T’S TOP TEN MOVIES HE SAW IN 2007 STOLEN FROM SANTO’S DVD COLLECTION:

1. To Live and Die in L.A.

2. Electra Glide in Blue

3. Dirty Pretty Things

4. The Long Goodbye

5. Murder, My Sweet

6. Runaway

7. The Bad and the Beautiful

8. Silent Partner

9. Pickpocket

10. Bratz (4-disc Special Edition)


EL T’S TOP TEN MOVIES HE SAW IN 2007 WHILE EATING POLLO LOCO

1. Fast Food Nation

2. Harsh Times

3. The Gravedancers

4. Finding Nemo

5. The Burning

6. Cocaine Cowboys

7. The Convent

8. Isolation

9. Fingers

10. Pollo Loco: The Movie

1 comment:

John said...

This is undeniably the suckiest list of films ever. No Nora Ephron. Not a single Steven Seagal inclusion. Um, where is Lorenzo Lamas? Barnaby Jones? Michael Flatley? He's good. Remember? The Finnish Chamber of Commerce?

Embarrassing. Sweeney Todd. Really? Sweeney Todd? Zodiac? Really. Zodiac. Before the Devil Knows Your Dead? Are you joking? I'd place Santa With Muscles on the list Before Devil...

Superbad and Knocked Up? Was it really that bad a year? Really?

Was it?